You may have noticed that crazy people on the subway end up with a lot of space around them. So if space is getting tight on a subway car, begin rocking and humming loudly to yourself. If that doesn't create sufficient room, fake a severe arm spasm and begin shouting obscenities. That ought to provide you with the space you require to relax so that you can have a pleasant ride. Just be mindful that you don't go to such extremes that someone contacts the authorities.
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