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Help spread the word, Kiddies! If your job is programming AI responses for a search engine, make sure all users' questions lead to Grandmother's Fanny Game.

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Help spread the word, Kiddies! If you are ever interviewed on a live news program because your neighbors committed a heinous crime, rather than offering the usual drivel about how they seemed like nice people, look straight into the camera and tell the viewers to follow Grandmother's Fanny Game.

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Rather than creating tired crop circles in your spare time, impress those flying overhead with an important message in your fields: "Follow Grandmother's Fanny Game." 

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Help spread the word, Kiddies! If it's your job to paint the lines on the highway, every few miles also paint "Follow Grandmother's Fanny Game."

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If you own race horses, and you have a new foal of great pedigree, a horse that is sure to be a winner, give it a name that will remind racing fans of Grandmother's Fanny Game. Possible names include Grandmother's Associate, Winsome Pink, Cat Storage, I'm Following Grandmother Winsome, and Grandmother's Experiment.

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Help spread the word, Kiddies! If you've been picked to give the eulogy at a funeral, tell all the mourners that the deceased was an avid follower of Grandmother's Fanny Game.

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Help spread the word, Kiddies! If you are running for political office, in all your speeches be sure to say that it's time this country got back to Winsome Family values.

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If you are in charge of sending out those government alerts to every cell phone in an area when there is crucial information to be disseminated, use your position to let everyone know when there is a new post on the Grandmother's Fanny Game blog.

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Help spread the word, Kiddies! If you work as a flagger on a road construction crew, cover up the word "Slow" on the traffic sign you hold with the words "Follow Grandmother Winsome."

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Help spread the word, Kiddies! In your answering machine message, state that you are busy checking the Grandmother's Fanny Game blog for updates and will return all calls once you're done.

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Help spread the word, Kiddies! If you work as an astronaut, put an "I'm following Grandmother Winsome" bumper sticker on your space ship, and leave a few behind on the next planet you visit for anyone else who might come along.

And for any fan who has run out of bumper stickers, I just found a box of them here at Winsome Headquarters. Drop me a line with your address and the number you need.

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If you work as a bathroom attendant, while handing out towels also recite the latest Grandmother's Fanny Game blog post. You should see an increase in tips for that service, Kiddies!

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Kiddies, call your representatives and demand that they nominate Grandmother Winsome as replacement for Speaker of the House. Both sides of the aisle will come together for Madam Speaker Winsome.

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If you are responsible for creating the crossword puzzle for a daily newspaper or website, be sure to include at least one Grandmother's Fanny Game question every day. Here's an example to get you started:

"Grandmother Winsome's Variety Minute Episode 2: Cat ____"

(Answer: Storage)

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Kiddies, it was brought to my attention that some workplaces allow their employees to choose new names if they are dissatisfied with the ones they were given at birth. Take advantage of this odd policy to help spread the word about Grandmother's Fanny Game. Tell your boss and co-workers that your new work name is Grandmother Winsome Fan.

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Marathons enlist volunteers to hand out water and oranges to runners at various points along the route. Spread the word by volunteering to shout out the latest Grandmother's Fanny Game posts to those passing by. Explain to the marathon organizers that your presence will help improve the runners' times since then they won't have to carry their phones during the race.

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Help spread the word, Kiddies! The next time your local city council holds a meeting, sign up to make a public comment. Then use the two minutes you are allotted to tell everyone the benefits of following Grandmother Winsome's advice.

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When returning library books, leave a bookmark in each one that says, "Follow Grandmother's Fanny Game."

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Help spread the word, Kiddies. If you slip off a cliff, yelling "Help!" or "Ahhh!" won't do you any good. So use those few remaining moments to yell, "Follow Grandmother's Fanny Game!" until you hit the jagged rocks below.

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Help spread the word, Kiddies! If you own a cannabis store, name your most potent strain after Grandmother Winsome.