Friday, April 28, 2017

Dating Tips From The Winsome Women

Keep a chart of the men you're dating, with the exact amount of money they spend on each date. That way, if two men want to take you out on the same night, you'll be able to tell at a glance which one to choose.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Cindy Winsome's Tips For Better Living


Check the pockets of clothes that no longer fit you before donating them to the needy.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Cindy Winsome's Tips For Better Living


Doing all your homework on the playground during recess will then free up your evenings for other activities.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

A Tip From Edward


Ease the tension with a particularly uncooperative child by making wine cooler ice pops and offering him a couple.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

A Dating Tip From Edward


Never underestimate the amount of rope you'll need.

Dating Tips From The Winsome Women


Make a little cheat sheet with information about your date, things you're likely to forget, such as his name, occupation, favorite food and so on. He'll be thrilled that you remember the name of his dog or the sports team he follows, and will be more likely to pick up the check at the end of dinner. Add more notes to the card during the date, in case you decide to see him again.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Cindy Winsome's Tips For Better Living


Learn what allergies your fellow students have before bringing in baked goods to share with the class.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Edward's Traveling Babysitting Service


Immigrant parents continue to entrust their children to me while the deportation raids are in effect. In fact, so many parents are taking advantage of my Traveling Babysitting Service that I've had to stash some of the children in an associate's camper while I pick up new clients. Don't worry, the camper is hidden in the woods, so the kids won't be found, and it's on cinder blocks, so it won't be going anywhere.

Monday, April 17, 2017

Dating Tips From The Winsome Women


Showing up unannounced at a man's place of work may upset him because he won't be properly prepared to receive you. He likely won't have a gift ready for you, and his clothes may still have that heavy smoke smell.

Dating Tips From The Winsome Women


Just because you know where a man works doesn't mean it's a good idea to show up there unannounced during the day.