Thursday, July 13, 2017

Dating Tips From The Winsome Women


Men with money do occasionally dress very casually, so give every man who flirts with you a chance, regardless of his attire.

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Spread The Word


Help spread the word, Kiddies! Walk behind a blind person and read aloud the latest posts from the Grandmother's Fanny Game blog.

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Grandmother's Fanny Game Fan Poll


Kiddies, thanks to everyone who took part in the Grandmother's Fanny Game Fan Poll. I am delighted that more than two hundred of you answered the fifty questions I posed. I'm having a wonderful time sorting through the data, and some of the early results are surprising. Among the professions of Grandmother's Fanny Game fans, there are a large number of you who are psychologists. I am also delighted to find that a great number of lawyers are fans of my blog. Remember, when you repeat my legal advice to your clients, be sure to tell them where you heard it first.

Monday, July 3, 2017

A Busy Weekend


Kiddies, as you'll recall from my Spring Cleaning post of 2014, I had discarded a number of aliases that were no longer needed here at Winsome Headquarters. However, over the weekend I had an unexpected visitor from the past, which necessitated the return of Edna Rohal, RN. But now I assure you that alias is put to rest for good.

Friday, June 30, 2017

A Tip From Edward


Because the ice cream truck jingle may not be sufficient to drown out a child's screams, always carry with you some thrash metal cassettes to play over the truck's outside speakers for when the need arises.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice


Kiddies, if you're going to purchase a personalized license plate, be sure to avoid ones that would be easy for witnesses to remember. The best plate to buy is a confusing combination of the numeral 1 and the letters I and L. Something like "I111L1I" is sufficiently difficult to remember, or even see for that matter.

Monday, June 26, 2017

Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice


Though you are able to purchase an engraved tombstone prior to someone's demise, do not include the date of death on it, just in case someone happens upon the stone before you're ready for it to be seen.

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Spread The Word


When filling out your will, be sure to stipulate that "Dedicated follower of Grandmother Winsome" must be engraved on your tombstone.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Cindy Visits Mrs. Chang


Today, when I went to the cemetery for Mrs. Chang's monthly grave cleaning, I found a lot of gum stuck to the headstone. It took me most of the afternoon to get it all scraped off, but now her stone looks as good as new. Happy birthday, Mrs. Chang!

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Spread The Word


Help spread the word, Kiddies! If you work at a bakery, write "Follow Grandmother Winsome" in pink on all the display cakes.