Monday, September 24, 2018

Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice


Before leaving a friend's home, check your purse to make sure she hasn't slipped any evidence into it.

Sunday, September 23, 2018

Spread The Word


Help spread the word, Kiddies! If you live near a prominent red-light district, disguise yourself as a hooker and tell each john that pulls up to follow the Grandmother's Fanny Game blog.  

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home


This week I took some of the money I've earned from my job at the Birch Street Nursing Home and used it to purchase things I'll need for my experiments. Today, before I went about my chores, I took those items to the basement of the Birch Street Nursing Home and spread them out on my laboratory table measuring cups, a mortar and pestle grinding bowl set, an extension cord, eye dropper, tweezers, a butcher's saw, safety goggles, electrical tape, industrial glue and drain cleaner. My laboratory looks ready for my next experiment!

Friday, September 21, 2018

Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living


If you're planning a prison break, wait until Halloween, when your orange jumpsuit will seem like just another costume.

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living


Kiddies, while I understand the urge to constantly check the Grandmother's Fanny Game blog for updates, if you're an ambulance driver, wait until you arrive at the hospital or the patient is pronounced dead, whichever happens first.

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Edward's Ice Cream Truck Adventures


If you park your ice cream truck on a busy street, put traffic cones around it to warn motorists. You don't want any of the adorable children getting run over.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living


If you find your maid with a free moment, have her don a pair of plastic gloves and crack pistachios for your mid-afternoon snack.

Monday, September 17, 2018

Spread The Word


Kiddies, if you run a hotel or resort, give a Grandmother Winsome discount to all fans of Grandmother's Fanny Game for the month of October in celebration of my birthday. You'll be spreading the word and will likely be lighting that "No Vacancy" sign every night.

Sunday, September 16, 2018

Fanny Mail: A Touching Message From San Jose


Kiddies, I just received an email from Alan Chun of San Jose, California. Alan writes: "Dear Grandmother Winsome, my wife and I think it's never too early for someone to start developing the skills he or she will need for a career as an adult. And so we introduced our seven-year-old daughter to online chat rooms as a way to improve her typing. My wife and I would love to dedicate more time to perfecting our daughter's future, but we are both very busy people. Fortunately, a generous, charitable man on the site named MisterFister4 has taken her under his wing. Now we no longer have to monitor her computer sessions to make sure she's not making mistakes. And earlier today our daughter said that MisterFister4 told her he'd be able to help her even more in person. What luck! I just wanted to share this story, because it's important to take note that even in these crazy, hate-filled times, there are kind people who will step in to offer their help."

Wonderful, Alan! Thank you for your message. This is a handy reminder to us all.

Saturday, September 15, 2018

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home


Today when I arrived at the Birch Street Nursing Home, I saw that the head nurse had left a note for me at the top of my list of chores. It read, "Even though the property buyer said no, we know it's not your fault. Keep up the good work."