Thursday, March 28, 2019

Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice


Kiddies, as you'll recall, I've advised on the importance of keeping a diary for legal purposes. Because you never know if a lie detector test is in your future, be sure to write a lengthy diary entry about how nervous tests have always made you. Offer some specific examples. Perhaps you were so nervous during your driver's test that you drove up onto the sidewalk. Or a history test caused you to sweat right through your shirt, even though you knew the answers. That way if you’re ever forced to take a polygraph, your diary will offer proof that tests give you anxiety.

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