Thursday, May 23, 2019

Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice


While it may seem like a good idea to hide a large piece of evidence in the belly of a beached whale, when that whale is discovered, the authorities are likely to allow biologists to complete a necropsy. During that procedure, the biologists will closely examine every item within the carcass that could have contributed to the behemoth’s demise. You don’t want photos of your evidence to show up in the pages of textbooks and science magazines, Kiddies.

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