Thursday, November 1, 2018

Fanny Mail: A Message From Bakersfield


Kiddies, I just received an email from Lawrence Boyd of Bakersfield, California. Lawrence writes: "Dear Grandmother Winsome, after twenty long years, my name has finally been removed from the sex offenders list. To celebrate, I am throwing a little party for all the special people in the neighborhood. Tomorrow I am going to purchase supplies for the party, and I was wondering, do young children still like licorice?"

Congratulations, Sweetie! And yes, I do believe children still enjoy licorice. Look for post-Halloween candy sales and stock up.

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