Kiddies, if a loved one is on his deathbed, cheer him up by reminding him of some of the many annoyances of life that he will soon no longer be bothered by. Here are a few examples: dentist appointments, traffic jams, canker sores, telemarketers, junk mail, stubbing one's toes, car repairs, plumbing troubles, mosquitoes, wedding invitations, eye witnesses, taxes, bad internet connections, calling customer service, airport security, rental car cleaning fees, changing the clocks every six months, hidden cameras in public restrooms, searching for misplaced reading glasses, hangovers, nosy neighbors, and socks with holes in them. After hearing that list, your loved one will be happy to move on.
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