Sunday, October 28, 2018

Fanny Mail: A Halloween Message From Texas


Kiddies, I just received a Halloween-related email from Ashley Ryan, of Brownwood, Texas. Ashley writes: "Dear Grandmother Winsome, I was eight months pregnant, and for the Halloween office party I painted my belly orange to look like a pumpkin. Everything went really well, and I was the hit of the party, until after several drinks I passed out and someone decided to carve a jack-o-lantern. The doctors couldn't save the baby, but they say I will be out of the hospital by Wednesday. Happy Halloween. And happy birthday, Grandmother!"

Happy Halloween to you too, Sweetie!

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