Kiddies, this weekend we had our first dress rehearsal for the World War II reenactment, and it went really well. However, after the rehearsal, our lone Jew, Jacob Goldstein, decided he wants to play a Nazi instead. Of course, it just wouldn't
be World War II without the Jews. But don't worry - I have a backup
plan. The Jews will be
played by cardboard cutouts. Now
there shouldn't be any argument against using real ovens in the
reenactment, as I had intended.