Thursday, January 21, 2016

Fanny Mail: A Question From Canada

Hi, Kiddies! Today I received an email from Luke Welch of Canada. Luke writes: "Dear Grandmother Winsome, I really want to tell my girlfriend a funny story, but it would reveal that I've committed a murder. The story just isn’t as humorous without mentioning the murder. What should I do?"

Well, Luke, if the relationship is strong enough for you to call her your girlfriend, you likely have much in common. She will probably be amused by the story. I say tell her. And if your girlfriend reacts poorly, you’ll have another story to tell the next girl.

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