Friday, January 1, 2016

A New Year's Message From Edward

Last year it was a lot of work turning my ice cream truck into a traveling massage parlor. So this winter I'm doing something different. I've put the ice cream truck in storage until summer, and have acquired another vehicle for my exciting, new business venture, Edward's Traveling Babysitting Service. Sometimes you want a break from your children without having to leave your home.  So I will stop by and take those children off your hands for a few hours, or even overnight, if you'd like. Start the new year off right by putting your children in my hands. I don't have a phone, so just keep an eye out for my van in your neighborhood.

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