Good morning, Kiddies! I just received an email from Brandon Hess of New York, New York. Brandon writes: "Dear Grandmother Winsome, I've started masturbating when I first wake up to reduce the sexual urges that have gotten me into trouble at work in the past. But masturbating makes me very sleepy and somewhat lazy. I've gone from giving the students in my classroom too much attention to not enough. What should I do?"
Just keep some caffeinated beverages in your desk, Sweetie!