Friday, February 2, 2024

Jane's Advice For Dating A Prisoner


Don't date a prisoner! They can't be trusted. Now that my boyfriend had been released from prison and was planning our big surprise date, I decided to take a drive by the trendy new restaurant I'd been telling him about. I wanted to look at the menu and see which table had the best lighting. But what did I find there? My boyfriend, and he was with another woman. I marched right over to him and called him a bum and told him he belonged back in prison. That's it for me. Stay away from prisoners!

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