Every year I look forward to cleaning my Santa Claus suit and going to the mall to spread holiday cheer to the adorable children. However, the coronavirus pandemic has led the local mall to put stringent restrictions into place for this holiday season, and they are not allowing the children to sit on Santa's lap. So I've decided to set up shop myself. I will be parking my ice cream truck behind the mall and allowing one child at a time to enter the back of the truck, sit on my lap, and tell me everything his heart desires. And if a massage is what he wants, he's in luck, because my truck is still set up as the traveling massage parlor.
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