Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Grandmother Winsome Looks Back At 2019


Kiddies, 2019 is at an end, and I thought it would be a good idea to look back at the accomplishments of some of your favorite Winsome Family members. This year Cindy set a fire drill record at the Birch Street Nursing Home. Jane managed to remain single for another year. Edward spent a good deal of the year on the road selling ice cream. And I did some traveling myself this year, visiting an old friend in South America and depositing some evidence in the catacombs below his church. Now, looking forward to 2020, I plan to travel to the Orient, both for business and pleasure. And, barring too many more mishaps, I hope to choose the replacement Mexican maid for Winsome Headquarters.

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