Sunday, April 14, 2019

Dating Tips From The Winsome Women


Sponsoring a handsome alcoholic can be very rewarding, but it is also hard work. You need to be available for your man at all hours, because you never know when he might have a moment of need. So you must always remain ready for a date, even early in the morning. Unfortunately, the handsome man I am sponsoring hasn't yet called me. So last night just after midnight I gave him a ring. When he picked up the phone, I asked him, "Are you sure you aren't having any cravings for alcohol?" He promised me he wasn't and said he was heading back to bed.

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