Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice

Kiddies, a fan recently sent this photo to me, and I became alarmed. I want to warn you all that keeping evidence in one of these self-storage facilities is never a good idea. But if you are going to do it, keep these points in mind:

• Place the evidence as far to the back as possible 
• Make sure you completely fill the unit with other things
• Don't store the boxes on a table, making them easy for investigators to reach
• Keep the boxes sealed, particularly if the evidence has an odor
• Make sure all labels are completely removed from the boxes
• Don't stack the boxes too neatly
• Remove any light bulbs from the unit so that it's more difficult to see

Remember, you don't want to make it easy for the authorities. If, when they open the unit's door, it looks to be a gargantuan task, they may put it off for a few days, or even forget it entirely if they can't spare the necessary manpower.