Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Fanny Mail: A Message For Safe Travelers


Kiddies, today I received a delightful message from Pam Phillips of Denver, Colorado. Pam writes: “Dear Grandmother Winsome, I make it a habit when I fly to go and meet all those seated in the emergency exit rows before takeoff. I introduce myself and ask each person if he or she knows of Grandmother Winsome. If at least one person has heard of you, I take my seat and relax. If not, I grab my carry-on luggage and exit the plane immediately. I refuse to trust my life to a group of people who haven’t heard of Grandmother Winsome.”

Sweetie, I am simply tickled pink by your message. And you are right not to trust people who don't follow Grandmother's Fanny Game.

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