Getting rid of a house guest can be as easy as telling the person it's time to go. But if you wish to be a little more gentle or subtle about it, here are some suggestions:
- Begin sneezing and coughing around your guest
- Tell your guest that someone whom he or she dislikes will be dropping by
- Initiate a personal argument with someone else in the house to make your guest feel uncomfortable
- Tell him or her the exterminator will be coming by to spray for bedbugs
- Remove the fuses from your fuse box, and tell your guest it will take several days before the electricity can be fixed
- Serve expired food for dinner
- Fake a robbery in your home, and target your guest's wallet or purse (but be sure to leave his or her car keys and enough money to get home)
- Slaughter your pet and hang it in the guest room for the person to find
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