Grandmother Winsome Returns To Hawaii

Kiddies, I'll be heading back to Winsome Headquarters in the morning. This trip to Hawaii has been both eventful and delightful, and I'm spending this final day relaxing at the hotel. I love that this hotel caters to my specific needs. The management has even installed a special device for destroying evidence. I've been spending this whole afternoon burning shredded documents and enjoying the view. You can't beat the peace and quiet here.

Grandmother Winsome Returns To Hawaii

Yesterday, after I left the children and was on my way to the second tunnel, I came upon this waterfall, just off the main part of the river, and more memories came flooding back to me. All those decades ago, we had cleaned some of our tools and clothing here, and now it seems to have become a favorite local spot for washing off evidence.

Grandmother Winsome Returns To Hawaii

After watching the children remove the barrels from the first tunnel, I recalled that there had been so much evidence that we had been forced to use a second tunnel. So I left the children to their dumping, and went in search of this second spot. This one wasn't at all difficult to find, and nothing of what we had stored there remained. It seems that many others over the years have chosen this spot. In fact, so many vehicles have traveled this path that it now appears to be a dirt road.

Grandmother Winsome Returns To Hawaii

Yesterday, after re-discovering the sugar plantation where we once conducted some serious business, I became curious whether I could retrace the steps that the evidence took all those decades ago. Today I had the opportunity to do just that. Enough time has passed since those days that I reasoned the dangers of my returning there were nil. It took quite a while, and I had to double back at least twice, but eventually I was able to find this tunnel. We once stored a lot of evidence inside. I was surprised to see that a few of the barrels were still there, as it had been my understanding that this tunnel was intended to only temporarily house the barrels. I hired some local children to dump the remaining contents into a nearby river, thereby finally putting to rest this bit of business.

Grandmother Winsome Returns To Hawaii

Kiddies, I am enjoying Hawaii. Today I came upon a spot that sparked some memories from my youth. The head of the carnival took several of us on our first trip to Hawaii during the off season, back when I was in my late teens. We had some business to attend to at this sugar plantation. It was still in use then, so we had to be quite careful and not make too much noise while we went about our business. One night we moved dozens of barrels of evidence without being detected. I don't recall there being a fence back then.

Grandmother Winsome Returns To Hawaii

Kiddies, as you'll likely remember, back in early 2013 I conducted an important experiment here in Hawaii. During that time, I met some colleagues who presented an interesting opportunity to start a small business. I accepted the offer, stipulating that they take care of the day-to-day operations and report all progress to me back at Winsome Headquarters. In the last couple of years, the operation has grown enough that now it has become necessary to purchase the company's first truck. Of course we had to repaint the cab. Isn't she a beauty?

Grandmother Winsome Returns To Hawaii

Aloha, Kiddies! I am relaxing with another drink in my usual hotel room, but I do have one unexpected task to perform later tonight. When I first arrived and stepped out onto the balcony, I noticed that whoever had the room before me wasn't as diligent about cleaning up his or her evidence. Well, that person is not to worry, for I plan on taking that cushion out and burning it tonight.

Grandmother Winsome Returns To Hawaii

Kiddies, I've arrived at my hotel in Hawaii. When I was checking in, I saw that these flowers had been planted all along the outside. What a delightful welcome!

Grandmother Winsome Returns To Hawaii

Kiddies, I'm heading to Hawaii tomorrow to take care of some business. But don't worry, I'll continue to post Grandmother's Fanny Game updates from the field.

Before Checking Out...

Don't forget to tip the maids.

Sunset In Hawaii

It's been a delightful and productive time here in Hawaii.  And some of the results have been surprising.  Tonight it's time to relax, while the maids are busy inside, cleaning the equipment and removing the stains from my apron.

Experiment Participant

The cats in Hawaii run free. Clearly the people here are ignorant of proper cat storage.

Just for my books, what kind of cat was this?

Poolside Negotiations

It looks like I'm not the only one doing work in Hawaii.  Here a woman with a fashionable sweater is getting assistance from a local girl.

Pistol Jim Revisited

I was so impressed with Pistol Jim's performance yesterday that I went back today to convince him to participate in my experiment.

Enjoying The Hawaiian Culture

I put my money on Pistol Jim.

Location for Experiment 0231-A

Sound really does travel here. But it's difficult to pinpoint its origin, so not to worry.

Grandmother's Special Excursion

Aloha, Kiddies! Greetings from the Koa Kea Hotel & Resort, where I'm enjoying a delicious beverage by the pool. But it's not all fun and games. I'll be doing some important work while I'm here. I didn't want to conduct this experiment too close to home. So I've come to Hawaii.