Saturday, July 12, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
When I got to the Birch Street Nursing Home this morning, Mrs. Lieberman was already at the poker table, all smiles. She had the stack of law books there ready for me to take back to the library. She also said she had something to thank me for my help, a little souvenir from the trial. I was surprised when she handed me the judge's gavel. Mrs. Lieberman winked at me and said she must have gotten confused on her way out of the courtroom. And to thank Mrs. Henley for being a star witness, Mrs. Lieberman threw a pizza party, and made sure to have plenty of Mrs. Henley's favorite topping, extra cheese.
Thursday, July 10, 2025
An Important Message For Airline Travelers
Kiddies, you are no longer required to take off your shoes when going through the security checkpoint at the airport, but be aware that those nosy agents may still insist on poking through your bags.
Tuesday, July 8, 2025
Mrs. Lieberman's Trial, Day 5
Today we heard closing arguments in Mrs. Lieberman's trial. The prosecutor went first, reminding the jurors that they all saw Mrs. Lieberman take the 16th-century vase in the security footage. He also said that it was not an isolated incident, reminding them of the hats and purses, which were found at the Birch Street Nursing Home along with the stolen vase. He emphasized that it was not a case of an older woman getting confused, but a cunning woman using her advanced age to pull one over on us. He urged the jury to not let her get away with it. Mrs. Lieberman then stood up and reminded the jury of the receipts for items she bought at the museum, saying those receipts prove that she routinely pays for things. And the security footage showed that she didn't sneak into the museum. She was in the bathroom, which was perfectly understandable and something any of the jurors might have needed to do after drinking a large coffee. As for getting confused, she admitted that she sometimes does. She told the jury that they'll likely all experience it when they reach her age, and she hopes that people around them will show them a little compassion when they do.
After the closing arguments, the judge reminded the jurors of their responsibilities and sent them off to deliberate. I decided to use the time to get some lunch across the street. While I was eating my sandwich, I glanced out the window and saw the prosecutor rushing up the steps of the courthouse. I shoved the last bite in my mouth, and got back to the court room just as the judge announced that the jury had reached a decision. I was nervous, because Grandmother had told me that short jury deliberations usually meant a guilty verdict. But when the jury foreman announced the verdict, Mrs. Lieberman was found not guilty! While everyone was leaving the courthouse, I gave Mrs. Lieberman a hug and told her I would see her on Saturday.
Monday, July 7, 2025
Mrs. Lieberman's Trial, Day 4
The trial resumed today, and it was Mrs. Lieberman's time to shine. What a surprise it was when she called Mrs. Henley to the stand as a witness! Mrs. Lieberman stated that the prosecutor had portrayed her a career criminal, and asked Mrs. Henley if in all the time she'd known her if she had ever witnessed her taking anything that didn't belong to her. She also asked if Mrs. Henley had ever caught her cheating at poker. Mrs. Henley said, "Absolutely not!" She glared at the prosecutor and said to him, "How dare you say that about Mrs. Lieberman." Then after the judge had a couple of words with Mrs. Henley, Mrs. Henley clearly stated that Mrs. Lieberman is the kindest and most trustworthy of all the patients at the Birch Street Nursing Home. During cross examination, the prosecutor asked Mrs. Henley if she'd ever witnessed Mrs. Lieberman get confused. Mrs. Henley didn't answer at first, and looked down at her hands. The prosecutor asked the question again, and the judge told her to answer. Mrs. Henley didn't lift her eyes, but said that she had seen Mrs. Lieberman get confused. She said it was embarrassing, but she saw Mrs. Lieberman try to eat the curtains at the Birch Street Nursing Home. The prosecutor seemed surprised and quickly told the judge he had no further questions. Mrs. Lieberman then told the judge that the defense rests. The judge announced that closing arguments would be heard tomorrow.
Saturday, July 5, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
As I promised, today I got to the Birch Street Nursing Home earlier than usual. Mrs. Lieberman already had the poker table set up, and the other patients were ready to go. We didn't mention Mrs. Lieberman's trial even once the whole day.
Friday, July 4, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home: Independence Day Edition
I wanted to help take Mrs. Lieberman's mind off of her trial, so today I brought a box of sparklers and some cupcakes to the Birch Street Nursing Home. The patients had fun twirling the sparklers around, and quickly devoured all the cupcakes. Before I left, I told them I'd see them bright and early tomorrow for a full day of poker, and that brought a big smile to Mrs. Lieberman's face.
Wednesday, July 2, 2025
Mrs. Lieberman's Trial, Day 3
The prosecution wrapped up its case against Mrs. Lieberman today, calling in two more witnesses. The first was a man from a local store who talked about how he had several hats and purses stolen recently. The second was the arresting officer, who said the stolen 16th-century vase was found in plain sight on a table where the defendant and others were playing poker. The stolen hats and purses were found around the table too. During the cross examination, Mrs. Lieberman asked the officer if that is typical behavior of a hardened criminal, to leave stolen items out in plain sight and not even attempt to hide them from authorities. The officer had to admit no, it wasn't. I thought Mrs. Lieberman did a great job, but I got worried when after she finished she went and sat down next to the prosecutor.The judge had to remind her that she had her own table, and asked the bailiff to help guide her back to her proper spot and to pour her a glass of water. Mrs. Lieberman drank the whole glass, and then the judge said they would call it a day and would continue the trial on Monday.
Tuesday, July 1, 2025
Mrs. Lieberman's Trial, Day 2
When Grandmother learned that I had attended the first day of Mrs. Lieberman's trial, she was happy, and she encouraged me to go back for the whole trial, and to pay close attention. She said the things I learn at court might help me later in life. During opening arguments this morning, the lead prosecutor told the jurors it was an open-and-shut case, that they were going to see video evidence that clearly shows Mrs. Lieberman stealing the 16th-century vase from the art museum. And just before he sat down, he told the jury that this theft was not an isolated incident. Mrs. Lieberman used her time to apologize to the jury for having to be indoors on such a nice day. She also asked them to bear with her because she is not a professional attorney, adding that she lives in a nursing home without any law books or even a computer. She said that at her age it is easy to get confused and make an honest mistake. The prosecution then began its case against Mrs. Lieberman. The prosecutor wasted no time, and for the first witness, called the head of security for the museum. This witness talked about locking up for the night, and then about watching the security footage the next morning. The prosecutor showed some of the footage, including Mrs. Lieberman coming out of the bathroom and then removing the vase and putting it in a large shopping bag. The prosecutor also showed multiple sales receipts from Mrs. Lieberman's purchases at the museum gift shop, including a coffee from just an hour before the vase was stolen. During cross examination, Mrs. Lieberman asked the head of security why he didn't check to make sure everyone was out of the building before locking up. And she asked him if he came out of a bathroom in a strange place and found no one around, might he himself get confused. He admitted that he might. Before she let him step down from the witness stand, she said that if someone were going to steal something from the art museum, wouldn't it be much easier to steal a cup of coffee and post cards than a 16th-century vase? Yet, those were paid for, as the receipts clearly showed. I looked over at the jury then, and saw that two of the jurors were nodding their heads. That's a good sign for Mrs. Lieberman.
Monday, June 30, 2025
Mrs. Lieberman's Trial, Day 1
Mrs. Lieberman's trial started today. After her curtain-eating incident at the Birch Street Nursing Home on Saturday, I was worried about her, and so decided to go to court to make sure she was okay. When I walked up to her with some cookies I had baked, an officer told me to sit down. So I did. I managed to get a seat right behind Mrs. Lieberman, who had a whole table to herself since she is acting as her own lawyer. I asked her in my softest whisper if she was okay, and she assured me she was fine. Just then the judge entered and everyone stood up. I thought opening arguments would start right away, but the only thing that happened all morning was interviewing jurors. But it was fun getting to watch Mrs. Lieberman asking the jurors questions. She asked an older woman if she ever got confused at a store, like forgetting what she'd come in for. The woman said yes, that it happens all the time. That was one of the jurors that Mrs. Lieberman selected. Another juror she picked was a young man who said he helps take care of his grandmother. When that was finished in the early afternoon, the judge told everyone that opening arguments would begin tomorrow morning. Just before Mrs. Lieberman got in her taxi back to the Birch Street Nursing Home, I gave her what was left of the tin of cookies.
Saturday, June 28, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Mrs. Lieberman was just not herself today at the Birch Street Nursing Home. Her upcoming trial for felony theft must be more stressful than any of us thought. During an exciting hand of poker, Mrs. Lieberman got up from the table, wandered over to the window and started chewing on the curtains. When we tried to get her to sit back down, she told us she was not done with that course and not to bother her until after dessert. The rest of the patients and I returned to the poker table, but no one could focus on the game. Several minutes later, Mrs. Lieberman stopped nibbling on the curtains, and went up to her room. I sure hope she is feeling better by Monday, when her trial starts.
Wednesday, June 25, 2025
Dating Tips From The Winsome Women
If a man is enthusiastic about you, open up to him! It's unusual that a man wants to know so much about you, not only your favorite food and color, but the city where you were born, the street you grew up on, the name of your first pet, and your mother's maiden name. Don't be too guarded. In my recent experience, the more a man learns, the more excited he becomes.
Saturday, June 21, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today when I arrived at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Lieberman was already at the poker table. But she was in no mood to play poker. She had a stack of papers in front of her, and told me they were part of a large package of evidence that the prosecution dropped off yesterday. She said the evidence also included a DVD with security footage, but she did not have a DVD player. I remembered that there was a television and DVD player in the head nurse's office, but when I checked that door, it was locked. Mrs. Lieberman was getting nervous. She handed me two hundred dollars and asked me to go buy her a DVD player. But I decided to first try a special trick that Grandmother had showed me. From my backpack, I took out a standard screwdriver and paper clip, and did exactly as she had taught me. Moments later, the door was unlocked and Mrs. Lieberman was watching the DVD in the head nurse's office. I moved the stack of papers from the poker table, and noticed that the top few sheets were photocopies of receipts from Mrs. Lieberman's trips to the art museum. I ran the poker game until an hour later when Mrs. Lieberman came back into the activity room, looking upset. She said she might have to change her defense strategy.
Saturday, June 14, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Lieberman was eager to take a break from reading her law books and play some poker. She got on a winning streak and said she hoped that streak would take her right through the trial.
Saturday, June 7, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Lieberman was in a good mood, because the judge had accepted her request for an extension in her upcoming trial. Now that she is acting as her own attorney, Mrs. Lieberman has been needing my help. As she requested, I returned the books I had checked out from my school library, and brought her several law books from the public library. When Mrs. Lieberman began going through those books, I decided to take a look around the activity room for two missing books that the librarian at my school told me were not in the stack with the others I returned. I was about ready to give up when Mr. Matthews came down the stairs carrying Susie Takes The Stand and It Wasn't Emily's Fault. Before I left for the day, Mrs. Lieberman praised my new selection of books, saying she was well on her way to being declared not guilty.
Saturday, May 31, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
After Mrs. Lieberman decided to become her own counsel for her upcoming trial, she asked me to get as many books on law out of the library as I could. Today I brought a bag full of books from my school library to her at the Birch Street Nursing Home, but Mrs. Lieberman said that none of them would be any help and told me I had to go to the adult library. I was a little disappointed. I thought Little Billy Goes To Court and Why Daddy Will Be Gone For Three To Five Years had a lot of useful information.
Saturday, May 24, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
I wasn't surprised to find Mrs. Lieberman's public defense attorney waiting outside when I got to the Birch Street Nursing Home this morning. She didn't seem as happy as she was last week. When we got inside, she told Mrs. Lieberman that the district attorney wouldn't budge, since there was so much evidence against her, including video footage from the museum of her taking the 16th-century vase. She urged Mrs. Lieberman again to take the plea deal. But instead, Mrs. Lieberman fired her and announced she would represent herself. Mrs. Lieberman immediately began drafting a letter to the judge requesting an extension, and left me in charge of the poker game.
Monday, May 19, 2025
Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living
If a neighbor's child is injured on your property, it's best to finish
him off and bury the evidence rather than risk a lawsuit from his
parents.
Saturday, May 17, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
This morning when I arrived at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Lieberman's public defense attorney was standing at the door again. She told me she didn't bother knocking this time, since she knew I'd be along soon to open the door. She also said she had come with good news for Mrs. Lieberman. I was eager to hear it, but she told me it was something for her client's ears. Mrs. Lieberman was already setting up the poker table when we walked into the activity room. Right away, the public defender announced that she negotiated a plea deal with the district attorney. Mrs. Lieberman would no longer be charged with felony theft. All she had to do was plead guilty to the lesser charge of misdemeanor theft. She seemed so pleased when she said it, and most of the patients took it as a good sign. But Mrs. Lieberman was quiet for almost a minute. When she finally spoke, she said, "No deal."
Thursday, May 15, 2025
An Important Message From Grandmother Winsome
Kiddies, unless you're filming someone's suicide off a high-rise building, hold your cell phones horizontally. You'll capture more of the action that way.
Saturday, May 10, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
When I got to the Birch Street Nursing Home this morning, I was surprised to see Mrs. Lieberman's public defense attorney standing outside. She said she'd been knocking on the door for a while, but no one had answered. When I let her in with my key, she told me she was there to get character witness statements from the other patients. Mrs. Henley was the first to be interviewed, and she was thrilled that this lawyer was adopting the strategy that she herself used. I just hope the outcome is better for Mrs. Lieberman than it was at our mock trial when Mrs. Henley defended her.
Saturday, May 3, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
When I got to the Birch Street Nursing Home this morning, the first thing I did was ask Mrs. Lieberman if she'd heard from her defense attorney. She said she hadn't, but assured me she wasn't worried, that these things take time. I had my doubts, until she won the first three hands of the poker game, and then I knew that she wasn't distracted much by her upcoming trial.
Friday, May 2, 2025
Another Important Message From Grandmother Winsome
Kiddies, beware! The photo that has been circulating online is bogus! After many discussions with top cardinals about my taking over the papacy, I must inform my fans that we were not able to reach satisfactory terms. So the image you have been seeing everywhere is merely a tactic on the part of the Vatican in the hope that I would change my mind. For the foreseeable future, Winsome Headquarters will remain right where it is.
Wednesday, April 30, 2025
Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice
Kiddies, while a fake mustache can work well as part of a man's disguise, it could inadvertently call more attention to you if you're a woman.
Saturday, April 26, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, our poker game was interrupted by Mrs. Lieberman's public defense attorney. She came in and spread her papers out on the poker table, and asked Mrs. Lieberman to give her own account of the events leading to the museum's 16th century vase ending up at the Birch Street Nursing Home. Mrs. Henley, who played the defense attorney in our own mock trial of Mrs. Lieberman, interrupted to say that all the patients really enjoyed having the vase on the poker table. She said it brightened up the place, even though Mrs. Lieberman wouldn't let them put any flowers in it. Mrs. Lieberman told the attorney she had gotten confused at the museum and thought she was in the gift shop. When the attorney finished taking Mrs. Lieberman's statement, she promised she'd do everything she could for her client and would be in touch soon.
Monday, April 21, 2025
An Important Message From Grandmother Winsome
Kiddies, I appreciate your many messages encouraging me to accept the position as the next pope. While I value your support, I am far too busy to take on that job and to move Winsome Headquarters to Rome. But if you see pink smoke rising from the Sistine Chapel, you'll know that those cardinals sweetened the pot enough to get me to change my mind.
Saturday, April 19, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today I brought three boxes of doughnuts to the Birch Street Nursing Home to help cheer up Mrs. Lieberman after the unexpected results of last week's mock trial. The patients played poker and ate doughnuts all day and did not once mention her legal troubles.
Saturday, April 12, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today we held our mock trial of Mrs. Lieberman at the Birch Street Nursing Home, to help calm her fears before her real trial. I played the judge. The judge's robe that Grandmother lent me was a little big, but once I was seated I was no longer worried about tripping on it. I called court to order at 9 o'clock. Mr. Pearlman, playing the prosecutor, made his opening statement, and everyone was impressed by his argument. He didn't pull any punches, and went right after Mrs. Lieberman, reminding the jury that they had all seen the stolen vase and worn the stolen hats. Even Mrs. Henley, who was playing the defense attorney, applauded Mr. Pearlman's performance. Mrs. Henley's defense was largely based on Mrs. Lieberman's good character. She reminded the jury that Mrs. Lieberman gave the stolen hats and purses to them, and that the vase was there for the enjoyment of everyone while we played poker. Mrs. Henley also called witnesses who testified that Mrs. Lieberman made things fun at the Birch Street Nursing Home by running the poker game and by setting up fireworks displays on the 4th of July. As the closing arguments were made, I wasn't sure which way the jury would go, and thought deliberation might go on for hours. But after only five minutes, the jury foreman, Mrs. Kunkle, told me that they had reached a verdict. Mrs. Lieberman was guilty on all counts. And now Mrs. Lieberman is more nervous than before.
Saturday, April 5, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Lieberman was having an off day at the poker table. I knew something was wrong when she folded with three of a kind. When I asked her about it, she told me she was nervous about her upcoming trial. I suggested we hold a mock trial at the Birch Street Nursing Home to help calm her fears. I could pretend to be the judge, and the other patients could act as prosecutors, defense attorneys, witnesses and jury members. Mrs. Lieberman took to the idea, and before I left this afternoon I assigned roles to the other patients and told them to be prepared for next Saturday.
Saturday, March 29, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mr. Pearlman surprised us by saying that he wanted to join the poker game. We didn't have any braille playing cards, so Mrs. Henley offered to whisper to him which cards he had in his hand. We could all hear Mrs. Henley, and it wasn't long before Mr. Pearlman lost all his money.
Tuesday, March 25, 2025
Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice
Kiddies, remember that if you are out on bail you should not contact any witnesses. Instead, have an associate do that for you.
Saturday, March 22, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
During a bathroom break in the poker game today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Lieberman read aloud to me the conditions of her bond. She laughed at all the things she's not allowed to do, including setting foot within a hundred yards of the art museum and JoAnn's Hats And Purses.
Wednesday, March 19, 2025
A Parenting Tip From Grandmother Winsome
For your family photos, arrange your children in the order of preference, with your favorites closest to you in the center. That way, if need be, it will be easy to crop out the others at a later date.
Saturday, March 15, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today during a tense hand of poker at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Henley suddenly blurted out that she didn't care if the hats and purses were hot, that she appreciated the gesture. Mrs. Lieberman thanked her and said if she's able to beat the rap at her upcoming trial she will do her best to replace all the items the police confiscated.
Monday, March 10, 2025
Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice
Kiddies, if you plan on dumping a body in the ocean, for heaven's sake, do not embalm it first! Embalming a body actually helps preserve it, and will likely keep certain fish from finding it a tasty treat.
Saturday, March 8, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Monday I took Mrs. Lieberman's stack of money to the jail to bail her out. But the man behind the desk wouldn't take the money. He told me I was legally too young to bail someone out of jail, and that the money had to be presented at the courthouse anyway. I was able to talk Jane into driving me yesterday after school and delivering the bail. All I had to do was tell her that there would be lots of single lawyers there. It took a while, but afterward we were able to pick up Mrs. Lieberman at the jail and drive her back to the Birch Street Nursing Home. So today, the poker game at the Birch Street Nursing Home was back to normal, though we still need to replace the card shuffler that the police confiscated.
Monday, March 3, 2025
Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice
If a stranger calls your name, don't react until you're certain he is not there to serve you papers.
Saturday, March 1, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, we received a collect call from Mrs. Lieberman in jail. The first thing she did was remind me that the call was being recorded. Then she told me she was touched by the patients' letter that I had sent. She said she was doing well, and that the food is better there than at the Birch Street Nursing Home, but that the poker game isn't as much fun. I asked her when she's coming back, and she told me it all depends on when someone might bail her out. She then told me that when I do my rounds to please fix the loose floorboard under her bed. I knew what she meant, and Monday after school I will take the money to jail to get her out.
Monday, February 24, 2025
Spread The Word
Help spread the word, Kiddies! If you are running for political office, in all your speeches be sure to say that it's time this country got back to Winsome Family values.
Saturday, February 22, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Mrs. Lieberman is still in jail. And for the second week in a row, the poker game wasn't much fun at the Birch Street Nursing Home. Before lunch, we had given up on the game entirely. The patients wanted to spend time writing a letter for me to send to Mrs. Lieberman. I kept in the line about how they all miss her, but cut out the line about how they also miss their new hats and purses, which were confiscated by the police. The one silver lining of the whole ordeal is that Mrs. Patterson has not once mentioned the dead Mrs. Shimshack, not even when the police took her hat and purse. It's good to know that my experiment has had a lasting effect.
Tuesday, February 18, 2025
Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice
Kiddies, if you are creating false documents under a British alias, remember it is not enough to simply adopt a name like Nigel or Percy. You must also use the British spelling of words, such as "organise" and "colour."
Saturday, February 15, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
We really missed Mrs. Lieberman today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, and we're all hoping she gets out of jail soon. I bought a new deck of cards to help keep the patients' minds occupied, but the poker game just wasn't the same without Mrs. Lieberman. And it didn't have that same excitement without real money to play with. We didn't have chips, and elbow macaroni just doesn't have the same pizzazz. Mrs. Henley suggested baking a chocolate cake with a file inside to take to Mrs. Lieberman in jail. Some of the others were gung ho about the idea, but I told them we'd better not make things worse than they already are.
Friday, February 14, 2025
Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living
Kiddies, if you're programming emotions into your robot maid, then be sure to get her a little something for each of the major holidays. You don't want what happened here at Winsome Headquarters this morning to happen to you. When my robot maid saw that she was the only one not getting a Valentine's Day gift, she flew into a jealous rage and tore up everyone's cards, threw the flowers in the trash, and flushed the chocolates down the toilet.
Thursday, February 13, 2025
Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living
If there is a questionable package you need to send through the mail, now is the perfect time. Slap a few Valentine's Day stickers on the box, and the postal workers will let it go. No one wants to ruin a Valentine's Day surprise.
Tuesday, February 11, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
I had trouble concentrating in school yesterday and today, and so decided to walk over to the Birch Street Nursing Home to see if Mrs. Lieberman and Mrs. Patterson were out of jail. The head nurse was surprised to see me and reminded me that I don't get paid for any unscheduled visits. I told her that was fine, and asked her about the two patients. It turns out Mrs. Patterson is back in her room upstairs, but Mrs. Lieberman is still in jail.
Saturday, February 8, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
This morning, the poker game at the Birch Street Nursing Home was interrupted by the police pounding on the front door. As they came in, they told me they had a search warrant. The first thing they did was grab the new vase from the poker table. Then they began questioning some of the patients, who were happy to have some new people to talk to. The female officer complimented Mrs. Henley on her new hat. Mrs. Henley told the officer that Mrs. Lieberman had given all the patients beautiful hats, and purses too. Soon that female officer was on the phone, and it wasn't long before the cops were taking everyone's hats and purses. They also took the poker money, the card shuffler and even the deck of cards. Worst of all, they took Mrs. Lieberman, along with her infrared goggles, some tools and masks from her room. Mrs. Patterson refused to give up her purse and hat, and instead used them to hit one of the officers before running up the stairs to her room. I had never seen her move so quickly. The police followed her, and Mrs. Patterson must have put up a good fight because it was at least twenty minutes before the officers brought her down in handcuffs. I left a note for the head nurse saying that the police had arrested Mrs. Lieberman and Mrs. Patterson.
Monday, February 3, 2025
Spread The Word
If you are in charge of sending out those government alerts to every cell phone in an area when there is crucial information to be disseminated, use your position to let everyone know when there is a new post on the Grandmother's Fanny Game blog.
Saturday, February 1, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today during the poker game, the patients kept talking about that beautiful new vase, saying they'd sure like to see it again. Finally Mrs. Lieberman agreed to get it, but only if the others promised not to bang on the table in frustration if they got a bad hand. Mrs. Henley remarked that things have really improved at the Birch Street Nursing Home since they all got new hats and purses, and now a beautiful vase to look at. She then led everyone in a cheer for Mrs. Lieberman, the woman responsible for these gifts.
Friday, January 31, 2025
A Special Message From Edward
It is a stressful time for many people, and I have decided to do my part to help. My traveling massage parlor is now a safe haven for undocumented children. Don't worry, parents, the authorities will never find your adorable kids.
Wednesday, January 29, 2025
Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living
It's a good idea to befriend a family of cannibals. That way, someone who can consume certain evidence for you is always just a phone call away.
Saturday, January 25, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
This morning when I got to the Birch Street Nursing Home, there was a beautiful vase on the poker table. Mrs. Lieberman let me pick it up to take a closer look, but told me to be very careful with it. It had flowers in different shades of blue, with gold trim at the top. I offered to run to the store to get a bouquet to put inside, but Mrs. Lieberman told me not to bother because water might damage the vase. But we all enjoyed looking at it during the poker game. Until Mrs. Patterson was dealt a bad hand and pounded on the table, almost knocking the vase over. At that point, Mrs. Lieberman took the vase upstairs to her room, where it would be safe.