Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice


If you are on trial, pick the most homely person on the jury, and on day one begin subtly flirting with her. Something as simple as a bashful smile can set things in motion. Remember, it takes only one juror to set you free. And be sure to flirt with only that one person. You don't want her getting jealous of Juror #4 and seeking retribution against you.

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