Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living


If during a relative's funeral it suddenly becomes clear that she is not dead, do not let her out of the coffin, no matter how persistent her knocking. It's likely that she won't survive long, and then you'll have to go through the hassle of gathering all the loved ones together again, ordering fresh flowers, and paying for a second funeral. Instead, simply let things proceed and tell the organist to play a little louder.

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