Monday, March 8, 2021

Fanny Mail: A Question From Akron

Kiddies, I just received an email from Charles Petka of Akron, Ohio. Charles writes: "Dear Grandmother Winsome, I should have known something was wrong when my wife's cooking was bland rather than terrible. Well, it turns out I have COVID-19, so I'll be spending the next ten days in the basement. Do you have any suggestions on what I should do with all my free time while I quarantine?"

Well, Charles, there is plenty that you can do down there. Of course, the first thing is to catch up on any Grandmother's Fanny Game blog posts you might have missed. Then you can plan your next experiment, write your memoirs, or try online dating.

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