Wednesday, September 5, 2018

Fanny Mail: A Question From Kansas


Kiddies, today I received a letter from Bradley Weaver of Hays, Kansas. Bradley writes: "Dear Grandmother Winsome, I was teased throughout my childhood because of my buck teeth. My parents always told me that my teeth were the first things to grow and the rest of my body would catch up soon. They said I'd look fine as an adult. But things just didn't turn out that way. Now I'm considering my first attempt at having a child of my own. Do you have any advice on how to make sure my child's teeth will be of normal size? I would hate for him to face the ridicule that I did."

Sweetie, find a woman with no teeth at all. That should even things out.

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