Hi, Kiddies! I'm always tickled pink to learn that even my older blog posts are reaching new fans. Today I received this email from Paul Meadows of Omaha, Nebraska: "Dear Grandmother Winsome, I came across the results of your poll, 'What Is The Most Enjoyable Way To Induce A Miscarriage?' Though the poll is obviously closed, I wanted to offer another way that I've found to be effective. I signed my wife up for guard dog training. All the trashing of her small frame really did the trick."
For those fans who haven't yet seen the results of that poll, click here.