Spring Cleaning

Kiddies, it's that time of year again, and we here at Winsome Headquarters are busy with our spring cleaning. I was up in the attic, going through some old files, and decided to discard several aliases that we no longer need. Feel free to make use of any of these that suit your particular needs.

• Alice Windham
• Charles Winthrop, Esq.
• Great Grandmother Winters
• Sylvester Longstocking
• Allison McCallister
• Nora Dunn
• Ambassador Eckstein
• Representative Joel Peterson
• Senator Jane Hilton
• The Honorable Judge Irving Thomas
• Supreme Court Justice Duke Revelle
• Postmaster Jonathan Walker
• Chef Pierre LaFontaigne
• Supermodel Jane Thinn 
• Fashion Designer Eleanor Jane   
• Channel 7 Eye-In-The-Sky Reporter Jude Hamilton
• Dr. Flambeau
• Edna Rohal, RN
• Mad Lisa C.
• Christina Mmm-mmmm Guy
• Stephanie "The Prize" Conti
• Cindi
• Tulip
• Ned
• Ted
• Jed
• Ngandi T’gowi
• Sergeant T.M. McGraw
• General Logan
• Officer Paul Stanford
• Vice Principal Franklin
• Vice Principal Langston
• Vice Principal Holmes
• Vice Principal White
• Vice Principal Gershna
• Vice Principal Voorhees
• Professor Janice Olson
• Professor Edmund Winters
• Olympic Silver Medalist Fran Windham
• Olympic Gold Medalist Susan Sharps
• Coach McGraw
• Lifeguard Charles
• Swimming Instructor Charles
• PTA Member Ed Ward
• Commissioner Norfolk
• Crossing Guard Jordan
• Dennis The Flower Guy
• Dennis The Chalkboard Repairman
• Dennis The Merry-Go-Round Repairman
• Dennis The School Bus Driver
• Dennis The Hall Monitor
• Lunch Lady Lois
• Veterinarian Rhonda
• Best-Selling Author Sue Pritchett
• Max Bernstein, Attorney At Law
• Chief Constable Granger
• Sister Mary
• Father Patrick O’Sullivan
• Rabbi Rafflestein
• Pope Willie II
• Deacon Oliver Schmidt
• Archbishop Desantis
• The Barker Sisters
• The Great Misterio
• Clappy The Clown
• Hotfoot McGraw
• Lou "The Foot" Marino
• Prisoner B-33142
• Jasmine DeCup
• Mistress Ingrid
• Miss Wyoming
• Slim Sally LePan
• Guts McGraw
• Two-Fists McGraw
• Harry "Pigeon" McCoy
• Guido "The Tail" Prosciutto
• George "The Killer" Steele
• The Late Penny Baur
• Lady Primrose
• Duchess Katherine Brahms
• Sir Richmond Humphries
• Sheik Al Q'aissie
• His Majesty, The King Of Sylvania