Results From Experiment 0231-A (The Hawaiian Experiment)

I know a lot of you have been curious about the experiment I conducted in Hawaii.  So I would like to share with you the results.

• Wild rooster (Pistol Jim): 48 min.
• Raccoon: 23 min.
• Cockroach: 22 min.
• Rat: 19 min.
• Coyote: 18.5 min.
• Tarantula: 16 min.
• Cat, black fur: 11 min.
• Cat, black fur, short tail: 11 min.
• Cat, grey fur: 11 min.
• Cat, orange fur: 11 min.
• Cat, orange fur, with limp: 11 min.
• Hawaiian goose: 4 min.
• Gecko: .5 min.

As you can see, the winner of the experiment was Pistol Jim, with the raccoon a distant second. Thanks to all of the participants.