Hi, kiddies. I wanted to let you know that I've looked at the footage that we shot for Episode 3 of my wonderful program, "Grandmother Winsome's Variety Minute," and it's quite good. I am pleased to announce that Episode 3 will be finished soon and posted here on my blog.
Some of you might be thinking to yourselves, "Now wait a minute - I'm fairly certain that I've already watched three episodes." Well, indeed you have. You've watched Episodes 1, 4 and 5. Things sometimes get a bit out of order around here, but that will soon be corrected, as we're going to finish shooting Episode 2 very soon. And then we'll proceed in order from there, I can assure you.
In the meantime, here is a tip to help you save money in these troubled economic times:
Rather than buy your child a musical instrument, teach him how to whistle.