Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living

Kiddies, the price of food at restaurants is outrageous. So go ahead and take the silverware or a set of dishes, especially if they're nicer than the ones you have at home.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

It was another nice day at the Birch Street Nursing Home, but after last week's mishap across the street at the Birch Street Cemetery, I decided to keep all the patients indoors today. A few of them kept on their summer sweaters anyway.

Dating Tips From The Winsome Women

If you didn't land a top executive at the company picnic, don't be discouraged. In the corporate world, there is traditionally a summer work slump, and so many of those important men end up in the bars once the business day is over. If you've memorized their photos from the company website, you know who to be on the lookout for.

Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice

While it might be tempting to make a few bucks by selling certain items to a pawn shop, keep in mind that pawn shops are now required to enter their inventory into a database that the police can access. So what little you might gain is really not worth the risk. Properly dispose of that evidence, Kiddies.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

It was a nice warm day at the Birch Street Nursing Home, so the patients put on their summer sweaters and we took a walk across the street to the Birch Street Cemetery. I was surprised that Mr. Pearlman wanted to join us. I think he was still feeling good after winning the Name That Tune competition at our National Disability Independence Day celebration last week. We were all having a good time reminiscing about some of the old patients until Mr. Pearlman tripped over Mrs. Chang's headstone. We had trouble getting him back on his feet, and he told us to just leave him there to rot since that is where he'll end up soon anyway. But eventually we got him up and across to the Birch Street Nursing Home. After my shift, I went back to the cemetery to clean the blood off Mrs. Chang's headstone.

Edward's Ice Cream Truck Adventures

In some areas, the children have only one more week before they have to return to school. Well, those kids sure are making the most of these final days of summer, and I'm there to enjoy the action with them. I'm glad the summer doesn't come to such an early end in all school districts. Thanks to ongoing petitioning by some of my associates, the start of the school year is staggered across the country. So I'll be following the summer, and following the children with my ice cream truck. I've assembled a list of all the schools within a five-hundred-mile radius, with the date that each reopens. So there are no worries, even for those returning to school the latest, because I promise to be there with those final tasty treats of summer.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

On my way home from the Birch Street Nursing Home last Saturday, I passed a small festival. I decided to go in and check it out. I learned from a nice woman in a wheelchair that the festival was celebrating National Disability Independence Day. I had never heard of that day. After the festival, I started to feel bad that I didn't do anything special for Mr. Pearlman, who is blind, and Mrs. Macmillan, who is deaf. So today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, I decided to celebrate a week late. We played some games. Mr. Pearlman won Name That Tune, and Mrs. Macmillan won the obstacle race. The other patients enjoyed the fruit punch and cookies.