Monday, April 21, 2025
An Important Message From Grandmother Winsome
Kiddies, I appreciate your many messages encouraging me to accept the position as the next pope. While I value your support, I am far too busy to take on that job and to move Winsome Headquarters to Rome. But if you see pink smoke rising from the Sistine Chapel, you'll know that those cardinals sweetened the pot enough to get me to change my mind.
Saturday, April 19, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today I brought three boxes of doughnuts to the Birch Street Nursing Home to help cheer up Mrs. Lieberman after the unexpected results of last week's mock trial. The patients played poker and ate doughnuts all day and did not once mention her legal troubles.
Saturday, April 12, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today we held our mock trial of Mrs. Lieberman at the Birch Street Nursing Home, to help calm her fears before her real trial. I played the judge. The judge's robe that Grandmother lent me was a little big, but once I was seated I was no longer worried about tripping on it. I called court to order at 9 o'clock. Mr. Pearlman, playing the prosecutor, made his opening statement, and everyone was impressed by his argument. He didn't pull any punches, and went right after Mrs. Lieberman, reminding the jury that they had all seen the stolen vase and worn the stolen hats. Even Mrs. Henley, who was playing the defense attorney, applauded Mr. Pearlman's performance. Mrs. Henley's defense was largely based on Mrs. Lieberman's good character. She reminded the jury that Mrs. Lieberman gave the stolen hats and purses to them, and that the vase was there for the enjoyment of everyone while we played poker. Mrs. Henley also called witnesses who testified that Mrs. Lieberman made things fun at the Birch Street Nursing Home by running the poker game and by setting up fireworks displays on the 4th of July. As the closing arguments were made, I wasn't sure which way the jury would go, and thought deliberation might go on for hours. But after only five minutes, the jury foreman, Mrs. Kunkle, told me that they had reached a verdict. Mrs. Lieberman was guilty on all counts. And now Mrs. Lieberman is more nervous than before.
Saturday, April 5, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Lieberman was having an off day at the poker table. I knew something was wrong when she folded with three of a kind. When I asked her about it, she told me she was nervous about her upcoming trial. I suggested we hold a mock trial at the Birch Street Nursing Home to help calm her fears. I could pretend to be the judge, and the other patients could act as prosecutors, defense attorneys, witnesses and jury members. Mrs. Lieberman took to the idea, and before I left this afternoon I assigned roles to the other patients and told them to be prepared for next Saturday.
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