Grandmother's Fanny Game
Wednesday, June 25, 2025
Dating Tips From The Winsome Women
If a man is enthusiastic about you, open up to him! It's unusual that a man wants to know so much about you, not only your favorite food and color, but the city where you were born, the street you grew up on, the name of your first pet, and your mother's maiden name. Don't be too guarded. In my recent experience, the more a man learns, the more excited he becomes.
Saturday, June 21, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today when I arrived at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Lieberman was already at the poker table. But she was in no mood to play poker. She had a stack of papers in front of her, and told me they were part of a large package of evidence that the prosecution dropped off yesterday. She said the evidence also included a DVD with security footage, but she did not have a DVD player. I remembered that there was a television and DVD player in the head nurse's office, but when I checked that door, it was locked. Mrs. Lieberman was getting nervous. She handed me two hundred dollars and asked me to go buy her a DVD player. But I decided to first try a special trick that Grandmother had showed me. From my backpack, I took out a standard screwdriver and paper clip, and did exactly as she had taught me. Moments later, the door was unlocked and Mrs. Lieberman was watching the DVD in the head nurse's office. I moved the stack of papers from the poker table, and noticed that the top few sheets were photocopies of receipts from Mrs. Lieberman's trips to the art museum. I ran the poker game until an hour later when Mrs. Lieberman came back into the activity room, looking upset. She said she might have to change her defense strategy.
Saturday, June 14, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Lieberman was eager to take a break from reading her law books and play some poker. She got on a winning streak and said she hoped that streak would take her right through the trial.
Saturday, June 7, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Lieberman was in a good mood, because the judge had accepted her request for an extension in her upcoming trial. Now that she is acting as her own attorney, Mrs. Lieberman has been needing my help. As she requested, I returned the books I had checked out from my school library, and brought her several law books from the public library. When Mrs. Lieberman began going through those books, I decided to take a look around the activity room for two missing books that the librarian at my school told me were not in the stack with the others I returned. I was about ready to give up when Mr. Matthews came down the stairs carrying Susie Takes The Stand and It Wasn't Emily's Fault. Before I left for the day, Mrs. Lieberman praised my new selection of books, saying she was well on her way to being declared not guilty.
Saturday, May 31, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
After Mrs. Lieberman decided to become her own counsel for her upcoming trial, she asked me to get as many books on law out of the library as I could. Today I brought a bag full of books from my school library to her at the Birch Street Nursing Home, but Mrs. Lieberman said that none of them would be any help and told me I had to go to the adult library. I was a little disappointed. I thought Little Billy Goes To Court and Why Daddy Will Be Gone For Three To Five Years had a lot of useful information.
Saturday, May 24, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
I wasn't surprised to find Mrs. Lieberman's public defense attorney waiting outside when I got to the Birch Street Nursing Home this morning. She didn't seem as happy as she was last week. When we got inside, she told Mrs. Lieberman that the district attorney wouldn't budge, since there was so much evidence against her, including video footage from the museum of her taking the 16th-century vase. She urged Mrs. Lieberman again to take the plea deal. But instead, Mrs. Lieberman fired her and announced she would represent herself. Mrs. Lieberman immediately began drafting a letter to the judge requesting an extension, and left me in charge of the poker game.
Monday, May 19, 2025
Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living
If a neighbor's child is injured on your property, it's best to finish
him off and bury the evidence rather than risk a lawsuit from his
parents.
Saturday, May 17, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
This morning when I arrived at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Lieberman's public defense attorney was standing at the door again. She told me she didn't bother knocking this time, since she knew I'd be along soon to open the door. She also said she had come with good news for Mrs. Lieberman. I was eager to hear it, but she told me it was something for her client's ears. Mrs. Lieberman was already setting up the poker table when we walked into the activity room. Right away, the public defender announced that she negotiated a plea deal with the district attorney. Mrs. Lieberman would no longer be charged with felony theft. All she had to do was plead guilty to the lesser charge of misdemeanor theft. She seemed so pleased when she said it, and most of the patients took it as a good sign. But Mrs. Lieberman was quiet for almost a minute. When she finally spoke, she said, "No deal."
Thursday, May 15, 2025
An Important Message From Grandmother Winsome
Kiddies, unless you're filming someone's suicide off a high-rise building, hold your cell phones horizontally. You'll capture more of the action that way.
Saturday, May 10, 2025
Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home
When I got to the Birch Street Nursing Home this morning, I was surprised to see Mrs. Lieberman's public defense attorney standing outside. She said she'd been knocking on the door for a while, but no one had answered. When I let her in with my key, she told me she was there to get character witness statements from the other patients. Mrs. Henley was the first to be interviewed, and she was thrilled that this lawyer was adopting the strategy that she herself used. I just hope the outcome is better for Mrs. Lieberman than it was at our mock trial when Mrs. Henley defended her.
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