While waiting for the cryogenic tanks to arrive, I've been doing more research. I've concluded that the best spot in Winsome Headquarters to carry out this experiment is the smallest, coldest room, which is the Mexican maid's quarters, deep in the back of the basement. It's been nearly a year since my neighbors' maids were taken by immigration officials, and in all the time since then the authorities have not once stepped foot on the grounds of Winsome Headquarters, so I think my Mexican maid will be safe sleeping in the laundry room. I expect the cryogenic tanks to arrive any day now, Kiddies!
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