Tuesday, April 28, 2026

An Important Tip From Grandmother Winsome


Kiddies, be careful how you reprogram your robot maid! I had programmed mine to engage in small talk and perform acts of affection so that I could focus all my attention on my current research. Well, two hours ago the maid was braiding Cindy's hair, and suddenly there was a scream, pulling me away from my work. Cindy's hair had gotten caught in the maid's gears, and I ended up having to cut it all off in order to free her. This took a lot of time, and it turned out Cindy didn't even want her hair braided in the first place. So I decided to remove the robot maid's human affection program.

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