Sunday, February 12, 2023
Edward's Valentine's Day Promotion
Business has been fairly good for my traveling massage parlor so far this year, and I'm glad I got that extra massage table. However, for the first winter ever I have noticed other ice cream trucks on the road, so apparently I now have some competition. In order to increase business, I am running a special Valentine's Day promotion. Two children for the price of one. And to make it all the more special, I have dug out my Cupid costume, and will be wearing it all week. Tell the children in your neighborhood to be on the lookout for Cupid in the converted ice cream truck.
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