This time of year I'm usually busy in the back of my ice cream truck, providing tasty treats to children. Not this year. Most children's activities have been canceled, and many of the parks and playgrounds where they like to gather are closed due to the pandemic. So I've refitted my ice cream truck so that it now doubles as a traveling coronavirus testing site. I'll be traveling from neighborhood to neighborhood this weekend, testing all the cute children to make sure that they're healthy enough for certain activities. So, children, when you see my ice cream truck in your neighborhood, come on out for a coronavirus test and an ice cream cone.
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