Friday, April 3, 2020

Jane's Volunteer Work


You are an instant hit at these rehab clinics if you're able to bring in even a single travel-size bottle of gin. As for me, I've become the most popular volunteer, because I've emptied my purse of all unnecessary items so that I can carry as many small bottles of alcohol as possible. And the men here have been grateful, fawning over me every time they see me. I just know that at least one of them will take me out for dinner and drinks once his thirty days are up and he is back in circulation.

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