Kiddies, yesterday I won a considerable amount of money on the Super Bowl, but lost the Mexican maid. She succumbed to the implant left by the aliens. After the game, Cindy told me the maid seemed to be in bad shape, and when I went outside to check, I saw that she was right. I brought the maid into my laboratory so I could perform a hasty operation to find and remove the listening device the aliens had planted inside her body, but was too late. The device was impossible to locate, and the maid didn't make it. To be safe, I burned her body. I'm going to have to use a small portion of my Super Bowl winnings to put a classified ad in the paper for a new Mexican maid.
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