Kiddies, several of you have written to me, concerned about the Thanksgiving holiday and the stress of having guests in your home. Well, Grandmother is here to help. Here are several ways you can let your guests know it’s time for them to leave after Thanksgiving dinner.
- Burn the dessert
- Turn up the music so people can’t hear each other
- Turn off the furnace
- Tell your guests the toilet is backed up
- Tell them there have been a lot of car thefts at night in the area
- Remind them of the great deals they can get at stores if they get up early enough
- Announce that it’s time for cleanup
- Bring up old conflicts
- Talk about your money problems
- Say you’ve run out of alcohol
- Turn off the lights
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