Yesterday I received a delightful letter from Dieter Mengele of Buenos Aires, Argentina. Dieter writes: "Dear Grandmother Winsome, I've followed with great interest your experiments over the years, and most recently the updates on your robot maid. I too have been conducting some interesting experiments. And I too have my own robot maid. I wanted to share with you a special program that I created for my maid which allows her to detect one hundred twenty-four different types of poison. You'll find the specifications included. Your devoted fan, Dieter."
Thank you, Sweetie. I got right to installing the program in my robot maid, and then tested a good dozen poisons I had lying around Winsome Headquarters. She was able to detect even the smallest amount of each of them. I am extremely pleased with the results, though I did have to make a couple of minor adjustments to the program to keep her from raising her right arm in salute every time I entered the room and to stop her from yelling at my Jewish neighbors.
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