Monday, July 22, 2024

Legal Advice: A Follow-Up


Kiddies, I received a lot of Fanny Mail regarding my Legal Advice post from June 17th, in which I cautioned my fans against choosing associates with nicknames like Shady Bill and Unreliable Alice. So I thought I'd better include a list of other nicknames to avoid when choosing associates:
  • Forgetful Frank
  • Clumsy Clem
  • Incompetent Ingrid
  • Butterfingers
  • Treacherous Anne
  • Backstabbing Betty
  • Turncoat Tony
  • Double-Dealing Danny
  • Double-Crossing Darlene
  • Cracked-Out Kate
  • Club Foot Todd
  • Loose Lips Larry
  • Wheezing Whitaker
  • Hay Fever Harry
  • Chatty Charlie
  • Lazy Susan
  • Narcoleptic Nancy
  • Yellow-Bellied Kenny
  • Cheryl The Snitch
  • Tattletale Tanya
  • Police Informant Willie

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