Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice

A lot of people have felt the effects of unemployment due to the pandemic, so keep in mind that buying off a witness might not be as costly as it was before.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, I surprised the patients with some new jigsaw puzzles and games for the activity room. I used the money that Mr. Smith gave me for renting out the two vacant rooms to Crystal and Angel on Saturdays. I also bought a new deck of cards for the poker club. The members really got a kick out of the picture of the llama couple wearing funny hats on the back of the cards, and Mrs. Henley accidentally showed the rest of us her hand while laughing at the picture. I hadn't seen this much excitement in the activity room since the day of the big dance last summer.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

Because of the pandemic, many people are meeting online and conducting their relationships over the computer. While this might not sound like fun, there are some benefits to online dating. For example, there is a lower risk of police involvement during your date.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

Because of the pandemic, many people are meeting online and conducting their relationships over the computer. While this might not sound like fun, there are some benefits to online dating. For example, it’s much easier to discover if one of the men you're dating is being unfaithful. All you have to do is create a fake profile and see if you can entice him with it. And this doesn't cost you anything. No need to hire a private detective to go through his discarded receipts to make sure he's not spending money on another woman.

Edward's Traveling Vaccination Site

It's time for the children to get their second dose of the vaccine. I will be taking my traveling vaccination site through the same neighborhoods I visited a few weeks ago. So when you see my ice cream truck, send those kids out again. I will be happy to give them a second poke.

Spread The Word

If the line for the vaccine is moving slowly, use the time to help spread the word. Get out of your vehicle and knock on the car windows of the others who are waiting, and tell them to follow Grandmother's Fanny Game.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

There was a commotion today at the Birch Street Nursing Home when one of Crystal's doctors accidentally walked into Mrs. Patterson's room. Mrs. Patterson screamed at the man and accused him of working for Mrs. Shimshack, swearing that he would not get a hold of her few remaining possessions. The doctor got so upset that he left without checking on Crystal.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

Because of the pandemic, many people are meeting online and conducting their relationships over the computer. While this might not sound like fun, there are some benefits to online dating. For example, if your date puts you on the spot by asking you a question you weren't prepared for, you can just hold very still until you come up with a response. He will assume that your computer froze, and won't catch on that you're stalling for time.

Edward's "For Your Information"

A "Student Driver" sign in the back window of a car doesn't necessarily mean the driver is a teenager.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

Because of the pandemic, many people are meeting online and conducting their relationships over the computer. While this might not sound like fun, there are some benefits to online dating. For example, it opens up the dating pool to include those who suffer from crippling social anxiety. There is a surprising amount of wealthy men who do not enjoy being out in public.

Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice

Kiddies, I just read an article describing how this time of the pandemic has affected our brains and caused lapses in memory. So if you are called to the witness stand in the next couple of months, you have another irrefutable excuse for dodging the prosecutor's questions.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, since most the doctors who visit Crystal and Angel now know where their rooms are, I was able to get back to the poker game. And for any new doctors that arrived, I drew a little map of the nursing home with their rooms circled, and taped it to the front desk.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

Because of the pandemic, many people are meeting online and conducting their relationships over the computer. While this might not sound like fun, there are some benefits to online dating. For example, it opens the dating pool to people in other cities, and even other countries. As long as they are willing to order you food and wine, it doesn't matter where they live.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

Because of the pandemic, many people are meeting online and conducting their relationships over the computer. While this might not sound like fun, there are some benefits to online dating. For example, being sick won't keep you from going on a date. You can be bedridden, with nausea, a fever and chills, and still have an active dating life.

Fanny Mail: A Question From Akron

Kiddies, I just received an email from Charles Petka of Akron, Ohio. Charles writes: "Dear Grandmother Winsome, I should have known something was wrong when my wife's cooking was bland rather than terrible. Well, it turns out I have COVID-19, so I'll be spending the next ten days in the basement. Do you have any suggestions on what I should do with all my free time while I quarantine?"

Well, Charles, there is plenty that you can do down there. Of course, the first thing is to catch up on any Grandmother's Fanny Game blog posts you might have missed. Then you can plan your next experiment, write your memoirs, or try online dating.

Jane's Tips For Social Interactions

If you see someone in public that you wish to avoid, simply walk right by that person. If he or she brings it up later, just say that with everyone wearing masks, it is difficult to recognize people.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Henley asked me why men kept arriving and going upstairs. I explained that they were all doctors who were there to check on Mr. Smith's friends, Crystal and Angel. A little later, Mrs. Henley grabbed one of the men on his way out to ask about a strange new growth on her foot. The doctor told her that feet weren't really his thing, and quickly left the building.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

Because of the pandemic, many people are meeting online and conducting their relationships over the computer. While this might not sound like fun, there are some benefits to online dating. For example, if all those additional dinners you've been getting have caused you to gain weight, those extra pounds are much easier to hide online. Just position your computer so that the camera shows only your face. Or if you can still manage to get into your favorite dress, but can no longer get it to zip up, as long as the zipper is in the back, you have no worries. Just don't turn around until the computer is safely off.

Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living

Keep a fire extinguisher in your laboratory just in case one of the cats catches fire.

Edward's Traveling Vaccination Site

My traveling coronavirus testing site was such a success last year that I've decided to follow up this year with a traveling vaccination site. Most states are currently only vaccinating the elderly, but I've got a fairly large supply of the vaccine and a big stash of needles that I would love to share with the children. When you see my ice cream truck in your neighborhood, send the kids out. A quick poke and they'll be back before you know it. Let's get the kids vaccinated and back on the playgrounds where they belong.