Friday, December 28, 2018

Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living


Kiddies, last month I reminded my fans that if they are going to pretend to be blind, they should wear dark sunglasses. However, this isn't the only thing you need to do to make your blind act believable. Here are some other tips to keep in mind:
  • Carry a white cane
  • Wear mismatched clothing
  • Leave toothpaste on your mouth
  • Run into the occasional object on the street
  • Put salt in your coffee
  • Whenever you see some braille, be sure to touch it
  • Take public transportation or a taxi rather than driving your own car
  • Ask for recommendations of good books on tape 
  • Wander into a hardware store and order a pizza
  • Step in dog waste on the sidewalk
  • Avoid using expressions like "Did you just see that?" and "It looks like rain."

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