Thursday, July 26, 2012

Parenting: Noisy Children

Since children are gullible and quick to believe in fanciful characters like the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and recovered alcoholics, why not tell them that there is a hungry beast called The Great Maw that at night eats children who are noisy during the day. Then enjoy the peace and quiet resulting from their new fear.

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