Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

Today while we were playing poker at the Birch Street Nursing Home, there was a knock at the door. Mrs. Lieberman froze for a moment, and glanced at the other players, all of them wearing their new hats. But when I answered the door, it was a young man running for city council. He wanted to come in and talk to the patients about the issues that matter most to them. Mrs. Lieberman seemed relieved, and even invited him to sit at the poker table. Mrs. Henley asked the young man his position on cookies versus pastries, and Mrs. Kunkle asked if he would hire someone to mow the lawn and clean the litter from the Birch Street Cemetery across the street. Mrs. Lieberman asked him his position on crime, and when the man promised to clean up the area of all criminals, she stopped smiling and told him it was time for him to go.

Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice

Kiddies, avoid the prying eyes of baggage handlers and simply purchase a new set of tools whenever you reach your destination.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, we decided to move the poker game outside to enjoy the fresh air. The patients were excited to wear their new hats outside for the first time, but Mrs. Lieberman told them to leave them inside, at least for a couple more weeks.

A Traveling Tip From Grandmother Winsome

When visiting another country, pretending to not understand the language will help you pick up a lot of information you might not otherwise be privy to.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

Today during the poker game at the Birch Street Nursing Home, Mrs. Lieberman glanced out the window and saw a police car parked on the street out front. She jumped out of her chair and began grabbing everyone's hats. She then handed the hats to me, and told me to hide them all down in the basement. It took me only a moment to hide them, but when I came back up, the police car had already moved on.

Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living

Kiddies, keep in mind that lifeboats can sink too, so once you climb aboard, spread out as much as you can to keep too many people from crowding on.

Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living

In the event that your cruise ship is damaged in a collision, put on your life vest before checking the Grandmother's Fanny Game blog for updates.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

Today when I arrived at the Birch Street Nursing Home, the patients were already gathered around the poker table, and they were all admiring each other's new hats. Everyone looked great. As I took my seat, Mrs. Lieberman pulled out a package from underneath the table and handed it to me. Inside was a beautiful hat almost identical to the one she was wearing. I asked her if she'd used her poker winnings to treat everybody to these gifts, but she just smiled and shook her head.

Dating Tips From The Winsome Women

After a speed dating event, don't wait for the host to send you the results. The most eligible man might end up with multiple matches, and you don't want to have to wait for him to weed through your competition. Instead, ask him yourself right there to take you out for drinks or a late dinner. Since the two of you are already dressed up, it makes good sense to take advantage of the moment.

Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living

Kiddies, slipping a stack of cash to the right person will stop that negative story of you from appearing in the tabloids.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, the talk at the poker table was all about Mrs. Lieberman's stylish new hat. Everyone had something pleasant to say about it, even Mr. Pearlman, who couldn't see it, but reached out to touch it and said it felt nice. And they all wanted to know where she found such a great hat. Eventually Mrs. Lieberman told them it came from a darling little shop she knows.