Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

This morning at the Birch Street Nursing Home I took a break from poker to spend some time in my basement laboratory playing with the new equipment Grandmother gave me for Christmas. But soon Mrs. Lieberman came down to tell me the loud clanking was frightening some of the players and making it difficult for them to concentrate on their cards. So I turned the machine off and rejoined the game.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

Because of the pandemic, many people are meeting online and conducting their relationships over the computer. While this might not sound like fun, there are some benefits to online dating. For example, you don't have to worry about cleaning your entire house, just the area directly behind you that the camera will see. And if you forget to flush the toilet before your date, no problem!

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

During the pandemic, many people are meeting online and carrying out their relationships over the computer. Although this may not sound like fun, there are some benefits to online dating. For example, you don't have to spend time brushing your teeth and rinsing with mouth wash before a date. However, you should glance in the mirror to make sure you don't have anything stuck in your front teeth.

Update On The New Maid

Kiddies, now that my new maid, Marta, is on the payroll, she is doing an even better job than she did over the previous nine and a half months. I am quite pleased with my choice. She's a great deal at $1.75 an hour.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

Mr. Shaw is really settling in at the Birch Street Nursing Home. Today he was smiling and more talkative than I'd seen him before, even though he was losing hand after hand in poker. I asked him what had cheered him up, and he told me there was some good news in the paper today. Later, during a bathroom break, I glanced at the newspaper that was folded on his chair, and saw a headline about a raid that resulted in several arrests back in his home state.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

Because of the pandemic, many people are meeting online and conducting their relationships over the computer. While this might not sound like fun, there are some benefits to online dating. As I mentioned last week, you can get a free meal without leaving your home if your date has food delivered to you. Building upon that tip, it is also easier to have multiple dates in the same day. As long as you time things well, and don't chat with any of the men for too long, you could end up with three nice dinners in a single evening.

Grandmother Winsome's Legal Advice

Kiddies, when investigating a murder, the authorities always suspect the victim's spouse. So if there is someone you plan on killing, don't marry him.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

During the pandemic, many people are meeting online and carrying out their relationships over the computer. Although this may not sound like fun, there are some benefits to online dating. For example, if you discover through your conversation that the man is poor, it is much easier to get out of the date. Simply tell him you're having internet problems. Or, just turn off your computer.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

Today I missed several hands of poker at the Birch Street Nursing Home because I had some important work to do down in my laboratory. Grandmother had given me instructions on how to rewire the machine she gave me for Christmas so that it won't knock out the power again. It took me longer than I thought it would, but when I started the machine, I was happy to see that the lights in the Birch Street Nursing Home stayed on.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

I mentioned earlier today that one benefit of online dating is you can get a free meal without having to leave your home. Let me just add that you should make sure the meal has been delivered before getting on the computer to start your date.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

During the pandemic, many people are meeting online and carrying out entire relationships over the computer. Although this may not sound like much fun, there are some benefits to online dating. For example, you don't have to leave your home in order to get a free meal. Just tell your suitor that for it to count as a proper date, he needs to order food for you and have it delivered. Remind him there are also companies that deliver wine.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

The pandemic has changed the way people are dating. Many are meeting online and carrying out entire relationships over the computer. Although this may not sound like as much fun, there are some benefits to online dating. For example, as long as there are no visible wrinkles or stains, the clothes you wear on a date do not need to be clean.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

I took some newspapers from Winsome Headquarters to Mr. Shaw at the Birch Street Nursing Home today, because last weekend I noticed he was reading newspapers from another state. He thanked me, but told me he still has to keep an eye on things back home.

Jane's Tips For Online Dating

The pandemic has changed the way people are dating. Bars and clubs are closed, so now people are meeting online and carrying out entire relationships over the computer. Although online dating doesn't sound like as much fun, there are some benefits. One benefit is that you no longer have to shave your legs before a date. Just don't stand up until you've turned off the camera. And as long as your hair looks good, you also don't really need to shower. This reduces the amount time you'll spend getting ready for your date, and is time that you can now use to browse online stores for gift ideas in case he offers to buy you something.

News From Winsome Headquarters

Kiddies, I have made a decision on the replacement for the Mexican maid. I've offered the position to Marta, the applicant who has been sheltering in place here since the pandemic began. You probably recall that I initially had decided not to hire her because of her lack of experience with cryonics. But she has learned a lot in the last nine and a half months, and she did a good job setting up the Christmas light display on the roof of Winsome Headquarters. Of course, because she didn't have all the qualifications I was looking for, I am starting her at a slightly lower salary.

A Tip For Doctors

Kiddies, if you're a doctor and are unable to see your patients because the hospital rooms are overflowing due to the pandemic, just give them a call and tell them to spend their last moments at home reading the Grandmother's Fanny Game blog.

Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living

Kiddies, if you've already given up on your New Year's resolution, let it go and set yourself a better goal, to check the Grandmother's Fanny Game blog for updates at least once a day. Your friends will be surprised when you actually follow through on your resolution. And besides, Kiddies, keeping this one will prove beneficial. Happy New Year!

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home

Today at the Birch Street Nursing Home, while the patients took a little break from poker to put together a jigsaw puzzle, I went down to my laboratory in the basement and set up a piece of equipment that Grandmother gave me for Christmas. But when I plugged the machine in, it knocked out all the electricity in the building. Fortunately, Mrs. Lieberman knew where the fuse box was, and power was soon restored.

Cindy's Job At The Birch Street Nursing Home: New Year's Edition

Last night the members of the poker club were determined to stay up until midnight to see in the New Year. But by 7 p.m., they were already starting to fall asleep right there at the poker tables. I knew they were not going to make it to midnight, and so at 8 p.m., when they were all nodding off, I turned the clock in the activity room to 11:59 and woke them up for the countdown to midnight. They celebrated for a few moments, then went upstairs to bed. Today the talk at the poker tables was all about how they stayed up late and yet felt bright-eyed and alert today. I am glad I remembered to set the clock back to the correct time before leaving last night. Otherwise, they might have caught on this morning. Some of the patients even talked about staying up late tonight too, but they were all asleep before I left.