Spread The Word: Thanksgiving Edition

If you attend one of those Thanksgiving dinners where each person has to say what he or she is thankful for, be sure to tell those present you are thankful for Grandmother Winsome's advice.

A Message From Grandmother Winsome

Remember, Kiddies, leaving the country doesn't mean you're leaving Grandmother Winsome behind. For those moving to Canada or elsewhere, I am still a simple email or letter away.

Spread The Word

Kiddies, when you're marching in a protest, carry a second sign that reads, "Follow the Grandmother's Fanny Game blog." And be sure to get close to the cameras!

A Message From Grandmother Winsome

In these troubled times, it's more important than ever to turn to Grandmother Winsome for advice. I am here for you, Kiddies!

Spread The Word

Help spread the word, Kiddies! Write "Grandmother Winsome" on the wait list for a table at the busiest restaurant in your town. Then, when the hostess calls out "Grandmother Winsome," be sure to comment loudly, "Oh, this must be a good place if Grandmother Winsome dines here."

Grandmother Winsome's Tips For Better Living

When purchasing a baby monitor, be sure to ask the sales clerk about its range. Some models won't reach even three or four blocks down the road, so unless your neighborhood bar is right next door, you'll have trouble hearing if something goes wrong.