Wednesday, June 22, 2016
If you're sweaty at the end of a baseball game, come cool off with a nice treat in the back of my ice cream truck. And don't worry if you didn't win the game. Every kid is a winner in my ice cream truck.
Monday, June 20, 2016
Friday, June 17, 2016
Thursday, June 16, 2016
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Kiddies, during lunch I received an email from Ron, who is currently traveling through a major west coast city, and I wanted to share it with you. Ron writes: "Dear Grandmother Winsome, I just wanted to mention that I am thankful for the AMBER Alert system on the highway. Soon after the abduction, I became nervous and was about ready to ditch my car and leave the child behind, when I spotted one of those highway signs. Right away, I saw that they got my license plate number wrong, and realized I was in the clear. Now I can relax and enjoy the long drive ahead, thanks to that sign."
Friday, June 3, 2016
Kiddies, I've just thought of a new, wonderful way to dispose of evidence. Hand it to a child to take to school on show-and-tell day. Children are prone to losing things, but even if the kid manages to hold onto the evidence, by the end of the day there will be several new sets of prints on it.